Homer Quotes
Homer: Brain, how can I ever thank you.
Brain: Just don't hit your head on the way out.
*thud*
Homer:Sorry.

Homer pointing:Ooo. Look over there.
springfield prep school principle smacking Homer's hand:Monkeys point.
Homer rubbing his hand: Monkeys cry.


Homer:No cable and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge:Go crazy?
Homer:Don't mind if I do!

Homer:Did you ever see that blueman group, they're a total ripoff of the smurfs.
And the smurfs, they suck!*thud*

Flanders:Now let me tell you what the difference between apple cider and apple juice...
Homer's brain:You can stay but I'm leaving.
brain flies out of homer's head and homer nods for a bit and falls to the ground.

Homer:Ooo.A Gary Larson calender.
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get...

Homer yawning:Yep, it's a dog dangling afternoon.

Homer punching his palm:I'll deal with those murderous trolls bart: huh? Homer:I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.

Homer:Yep, got to love those lazy Saturdays.
Marge:Today's Wednesday
Homer:Do'h
Homer:Ah, got to love those real lazy Saturdays, not like that fake one that almost got me fired.

Homer:Ahh. T.V. respects me it laughs with me, not at me.
Guy on T.V.:You stupid idiot hahahaha. hahahaha.
Homer:Do'h!

George Bush and others run by.
Homer:Look at those phonnies sucking up to Bush.
Santa's Little Helper:Bark, bark, bark
Homer:You might say he's barking up the wrong Bush, hehehe.
Homer's Brain:There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer:Do'h!

Homer:I want you to put this crayon back in my brain.
Doctor:We try not to play God here.
Homer:What? You do nothing but play God here, and I think your octoparrot would agree.
Octoparrot:Polly shouldn't be.Homer:O.K. let's give it a test. Me like beer.Linguo:I like beer.homer:Aww. He likes beer, here you go little guy.Homer-to alcohol the cause of - and solution to all life's problemsHomer- all I want is to be called sir, without someone adding "you're causing a scene."

Other quotes
Nelson:Hey butler, stop butlering your self.
Butler:I would that I could, sir.


Ralph:Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy. That is why this was the best summer ever.

The jockeys:Let us out, come on. We'll give you gold.