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Bart & Lisa: Dad you did it.
Homer:You can't prove I did it.

Barney:You sweet sweet man, you took six silver bullets for me.
Homer: Stay away from my wife.

Marge: Homer, no, you'll kill us all.
Homer:or die trying.

Homer(sing like the Flintstones theme): Simpson. Homer simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree. AHHHH!!

Homer:Man, this place looks expensive(scratches his ass) better make the most of it..burrp..
Homer:extended warranty, how can I lose.

Homer:I'm not much of a bath man, I'm more of a cologne man.

Bush:You better watch out 'cause there's gonna be trouble.
Homer:I like trouble.
Bush:Good because there's gonna be trouble.
Homer:yeah, Lots of trouble.
Bush For you.
Homer:For m- Do'h!


Others
Ralph:there's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end.

Ralph:That's where I saw the leprecaun.
Bart:Right..
Ralph:He told me to burn things.

Ralph:Dady said I'm not allowed in his special closet.
Bart:Did he say I can't.
ralph:yes.

Wiggum:Sure, I'll sign your petition, sugar made my Ralphy hyperactive.
Ralph:I'm happy and angry.

Moe as Claudius from Hamlet: O.k. Hamlet, You know the rules, Laertes here get's one practice stab.
Ralph as Laertes:Oh Boy. And he stabs himself.